wisdom teeth surgeryyy

Friday was my tooth extraction, and what an adventure that was. I spent half the night talking to Jeremiah on the phone, and I got really hungry. Which SUCKED, because you're not supposed to have anything to eat or drink 8 hours before you go under.. So you don't make a mess if you die/relax too much xD. But anywayss.. I woke up at 7, which was two hours difference to normal Friday mornings, which was good. I got dressed, and went to the oral surgeon place. Me and my mum had to be there at 8 o'clock, even though I wasn't scheduled to have my surgery for another 30 minutes, and stupid me, didn't bring my Ipod.... I didn't think I would need it if they were going to nock me out. So I sat there... and waited...

and waited.
and then waited..

and then got freaked out about one of the girls coming out of surgery all loopy, she looked drunk. She was stumbling foreward in her gray sweatpants, tripping on the bottoms and laughing like a drunk person. I felt kind of bad for the nurses, they must hear a lot of stupid shit every day. xD

Now it was my turn. Some teeny old asian woman in brown stretchy-pants came and got me and my mum.
Her: "Hello! How are you today?"
Me: "uhh...."
Her: "You no want be here? You scared?"
Me: "Uhh, not really, just sleepy, and hungry"
*lady embrases me*
Her: "You be fine"
*leaves*

Then the surgeon came in, him and my mother started talking about my "advanced tooth growth." Then he started talking to me about how one second I'd be awake, and the next second I'd wake up. That part kind of freaked me out a little. ><
He gave me a shot in my arm to apparently numb my arm for another shot?
It BURNED like crazy, ahh.

The black nurse (where did she come from?!?!!) put the oxygen mask on me, which looked like a scooba mask... And started stroking my hair. I didn't know it, but the surgeon guy put the other needle in my arm, and I went to sleep.

I woke up an hour later in a tan room, with a huge wad of gauze in my mouth.
I was so groggy.
I don't remember much about it, but from what my mum says it went like this:

Me (to black nurse): oh look, you have two heads
Nurse: I do?
Me: yes, and now you have two bodies
Nurse: Oh really, so I have a clone.
Me: Yes, yes you do!
Nurse: Isn't that nice.
Me: Yes, yes it is nice. *smiles all big* :DDDD

***

Me (To my mum): WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!!?!?

Mum: I've been here about 5 minutes now.

Me: oh... okay.

***

Me: OH look! my shoes! They're plaid! (I'm referring to my VANS..)

***

Me: I wanna stand up. *Tries to stand up, tips the chair over and almost falls*

Nurse: Just sit down and be quiet.... It's okay.

Me: I CAN'T! I...I...I CAN'T. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

When I started to come out of it, my mum took me to CVS to get my vicodin, and my antibiotics.
I fell asleep in the back of the car.

We were home, I took some vicodin and went to sleep. I watched TV and tried to keep my gums from exploding.. It hurt. Quite a lot.

Annnndddd..
that's how friday went xD

Something you didn't know about me:

I sing a lot.
In the shower, at the dinner table, in the car, while walking...

pretty much everywhere I go!